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Discover what’s new at Acquisitions, from everyday essentials and thoughtful gifts to standout pieces for your home, wardrobe and lifestyle. Explore our latest arrivals and find something new to love!

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The Aromatherapy Co. Candle - Caramel Tart - 80g
The Aromatherapy Co. Candle - Caramel Tart - 80g Sale price$22.99
Nipple Tassels
Nipple Tassels Sale price$19.99
Willy Voodoo Doll
Willy Voodoo Doll Sale price$29.99
Dadjokeydryl - Eye Roll Relief Candly Capsules
Dadjokeydryl - Eye Roll Relief Candly Capsules Sale price$14.99
Oldgitamane - Anti Miserable Old Git Candly Capsules
Oldgitamane - Anti Miserable Old Git Candly Capsules Sale price$14.99
Golfaddictanol - Excessive Putting Candy Capsules
Golfaddictanol - Excessive Putting Candy Capsules Sale price$14.99
Fartalocin - GasBeGone Candy Capsules
Fartalocin - GasBeGone Candy Capsules Sale price$14.99
Man-Flu Bell - Ring for Sympathy
Man-Flu Bell - Ring for Sympathy Sale price$24.99
Senior Citizens - Wrinkle Remover
Senior Citizens - Wrinkle Remover Sale price$14.99
Eye Mask - Do Not Disturb
Eye Mask - Do Not Disturb Sale price$14.99
Little Willy Condom
Little Willy Condom Sale price$6.99
Memo Pad - Working Girl
Memo Pad - Working Girl Sale price$7.99
100 Things To Do With Dad - Scratch Poster
100 Things To Do With Dad - Scratch Poster Sale price$19.99
Lunch Bag - Nobody Knows Im Gay
Lunch Bag - Nobody Knows Im Gay Sale price$24.99
Inflatable Therapist
Inflatable Therapist Sale price$24.99
Onion Goggles
Onion Goggles Sale price$24.99
Senior Citizens Glasses - Magna-Vision
Senior Citizens Glasses - Magna-Vision Sale price$14.99
Inflatable Sugar Daddy
Inflatable Sugar Daddy Sale price$19.99
Sleep Mask - Glow In The Dark - Recharging
Sleep Mask - Glow In The Dark - Recharging Sale price$14.99
Inflatable Gay Best-Friend
Inflatable Gay Best-Friend Sale price$14.99
Senior Citizen Good Sex Guide
Senior Citizen Good Sex Guide Sale price$14.99
Take-Away Decision Dice
Take-Away Decision Dice Sale price$12.99
DIY Racing Willies
DIY Racing Willies Sale price$24.99
Willy Exerciser
Willy Exerciser Sale price$12.99
Beer Bottle Cap Coaster
Beer Bottle Cap Coaster Sale price$14.99
Lunch Bag - Human Organs For Transportation
Lunch Bag - Human Organs For Transportation Sale price$24.99
Sex Timer
Sex Timer Sale price$19.99
Toilet Golf
Toilet Golf Sale price$29.99
Senior Citizens Giant Adult Nappy
Senior Citizens Giant Adult Nappy Sale price$14.99
Stress Bum - Stress Ball
Stress Bum - Stress Ball Sale price$24.99
Farting Undies
Farting Undies Sale price$29.99
Senior Citizens Hearing Aid for the Eldearly
Senior Citizens Hearing Aid for the Eldearly Sale price$14.99
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Berry Bear
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Berry Bear Sale price$15.99
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Luna Unicorn
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Luna Unicorn Sale price$15.99
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Percy Pug
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Percy Pug Sale price$15.99
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Kimmi Koala
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Kimmi Koala Sale price$15.99
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Georgia Giraffe
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Georgia Giraffe Sale price$15.99
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Timber Tiger
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Timber Tiger Sale price$15.99
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Daisy Cow
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Daisy Cow Sale price$15.99
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Shiloh Sloth
Toasty Hug - Hand Warmer Wheat Bag - Shiloh Sloth Sale price$15.99
Toasty Hug - Wheat Bag Neck Wrap - Sadie Sloth
Toasty Hug - Wheat Bag Neck Wrap - Sadie Sloth Sale price$54.99
Toasty Hug - Wheat Bag Neck Wrap - Sammy Sloth
Toasty Hug - Wheat Bag Neck Wrap - Sammy Sloth Sale price$54.99
Toasty Hug - Wheat Bag - Coco The Cow
Toasty Hug - Wheat Bag - Coco The Cow Sale price$49.99
Toasty Hug - Wheat Bag - Hamish The Highland Cow
Toasty Hug - Wheat Bag - Hamish The Highland Cow Sale price$49.99
Toasty Hug - Wheat Bag - Hettie Hippo
Toasty Hug - Wheat Bag - Hettie Hippo Sale price$49.99
Toasty Hug - Wheat Bag - Biscuit Puppy
Toasty Hug - Wheat Bag - Biscuit Puppy Sale price$49.99
Toasty Hug - Wheat Bag - Bailey Bunny
Toasty Hug - Wheat Bag - Bailey Bunny Sale price$49.99
Mary Meyer Nursery - Putty Bear
Mary Meyer Nursery - Putty Bear Sale price$39.99